hey every1 im p. ms aeris has mentioned me a few times. shes my homegirl. i kno w/no question she has my back. she did a stand up job on making da bitch flip out n getting my drunk ass home n shes a troublemaker dat way. im sure aeris has been just waitin 4 dat cuz aeris hated dat girl n tried 2 warn me but now i kno 4 sure aeris was rite bout dat girl. ill listen from here on out 4 realz.
i promised ms a id try 2 break up my post n2 sections nstead of 1 big thing n sorta try 2 not write like a "13 year old on myspace" as she said. she said make it readable at least so I did dat. shes gonna lose her shit when she sees da txting shorthand n da english fail but we all cant write like her. otherwise i wouldnt have her check my essays lol.
ur not gonna get a post like mr sappy ova dere from me. tho ryan is def a good man. weve been chillin since he hooked up w/ ms a. i approve of him. i didnt approve of el asshole n if ms a woulda told me da shit she was going thru while it happened i woulda gone 2 his town n beat da hell outta ne1 w/da same name 4 a 20 mile area 2 make sure i got him. ryan is diff tho. he really cares about her n he gets all mushy n sissy ova her. dere sitch is fucked tho. kinda cruel 2 get these 2 2getha then he has 2 go away. tho da sooner those 2 realize hes n luv w/her da sooner they can do somethin w/o dis denial bullshit. u 2 so wanna b 2gether. no commitment my ass. yall 2 so full of shit. i can tell by da way he holds her n looks @ her. he makes me gag w/da sappy shit but im happy 4 my girl.
thos 2 have a fukin weird relationship. they havent had sex. she sleeps @ his house n they snuggle n talk every time. 2 grown ass ppl takin cuddles n shit ova sex wtf. they sure kiss like they gonna hump themselves silly tho. i admit babygirl is hella fine n if she stayed da night w/me id hump her silly. how he resists i dunno. but i respect babygirl 2 much 2 get w/her. n i think my boy ryan is just wat she needs. their relationship is based on friendship n similar interests n compatable personalities. dats sum nauseating eharmony type shit rite dere.
i see da loyalty shit came up n other posts n she is def 2 goddamn loyal 4 her own good n it bites her sumtimes. howeva shes loyal 2 her friends n shes been dere 4 homework help girl trouble taking our drunk asses home n wateva. babygirl can handle herself but our group of friends protects her since shes so good 2 us. dats our homegirl n we dont fuk around when its about her.
ryan said shes life changing n she is. he said it betta than i could. u gotta see shit diff w/her n she makes u see shit diff. she thinks 2 damn much tho. sumtimes bout shit she should 4get. she can def get on a persons nerves pdq 2 w/her bitchin when shes upset. she also has shit taste n guys usually. ryan is diff tho. but if he hurts her we gonna kick his ass bcuz dats our homegirl n we luv her 2 death. she has less bullshit then most girls but u get tired of it faster. but u rarely get bullshit from her. she has 0 patience 4 girls who statrt shit n slap us guys bcuz we cant hit dem. well we cant but babygirl can n shes hopped n a brawl or 2 defending her friends. not neva has some broad brought down babygirl n a fite n ryans has it rite shes def badass.
babygirl is also batshit 4 serious. i think its mostly ego but deres sum real crazy n her head. not like killer type but like truble type. shes def a devil gettin n2 mischeif n shit. it makes her fun tho cuz she will try pranks n shit dat r funny if it aint u. its hard 2 stay mad @ her w/her giggles n smiles. ryan is rite she is def cute n adorable. i think she does dat os we dont smack her lol.
dat whole badass story is a lie cuz da only song eva playin in her car is part of da q. on everytime i roll w/her. i kno u like da song but damn. i think every1 n abq has heard da fukin song. new song now plz thx.
babygirl is outta town n ryan is hella moping around n driving me nuts. all he can think about is her n all he can talk about is her. girl got major voodoo on him. but i think hes got her under his spell 2. shed neva admit it but she wouldnt b w/him if it wasnt somethin she thot is worth somethin. specially since shes burned from da last jackoff. id like 2 take dis moment 2 rub babygirls previous rants about neva fallin n luv again n her face.
o man ryan said somethin dat made me sick da other day. he held her face n his hands n said w/her honey mocha skin dark chocolate curls milk chocolate eyes n cherry chocolate lips she had 2 b da sweetest thing hed eva seen. fukin realy? i still cant believe i heard dat shit from his mouth. its also kinda weird hearin shit like dat about babygirl. shes 1 of da guys 2 most of us. ignorin dat shes a fukin stunna type beauty. if a guy looked as good as her id prolly b willing 2 go gay lol.
all n all shes a good girl n a gr8 friend. she pisses u off sumtimes but u cant help 2 luv her. def glad she has me here 2 balance dat luvsick image of babygirl ryan put here. she mite b a girl but she is prolly tuffer than ne of us guys. ne girls we bring around babygirl get hella green eyed bout her n aint a damn guy in da group who aint had some girl flip out bout him chillin w/babygirl. she luvs dat shit n kinda gets a kick outta bein hated. shell provoke a sitch 2 just bcuz. she did dat lots w/da bitch. my ass wasnt gonna get n between them bcuz i knew push come 2 shove id pick babygirl ova ne girl im seeing. bros b4 hoes ppl. n shes nuthin less than a bro.
-P-
3 comments:
I really REALLY want to slap you senseless for this post. I've never EVER commented on my own blog but of course you're the one to push me to it.
Knock it off! Write like a literate person, for god's sake. And stop trying to push Ryan's buttons, he's not the jealous type, d-bag.
Love ya though.
I also love the "nauseating eharmony type shit" line.
I actually did not read this crap at first and asked Aeris to summarize. She said - "P is a fucking moronic jackass, that's all."
I read it today, and I think she got it pretty right. I think you give her more shit than you get from her. So you don't have room to complain about her bs.
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