Dear god. See, I love P and we're homies, but it took a lot of willpower to not completely rewrite his post. What gets me is that he talks like I write, but he writes like he's a brain damaged myspace teen. Totally frustrated at his post because of my rather strong inclination to write like I'm literate, but I promised to let everything stand as they wrote it and I'm gonna hold to that. God dammit P you know that shit drives me nuts though.
I knew P would tell his view straight up, and he sure did. Went even further than I thought he would. Said some shit that kinda embarrasses me too, but I completely expected that. That's just what P does. His writing is probably the most embarrassing part. Christ. A very bizarre juxtaposition to how I write, for sure. He definitely gave a different view of me than me or Ryan. He really will say whatever he thinks with no filter which is part of why I like him. I really don't even know what to say to what he said.
I think I'll just explain the babygirl nickname, because it's a mocking term of affection. Neither of them explained my nicknames, they're habit for them I guess. One day this very obese lesbian was hitting on me and she kept calling me babygirl. At first I just ignored her loud ass because I didn't think she was talking to me. She tapped my shoulder and said "are you deaf babygirl? I'm talking to you". I asked her if I could help her and she asked me for my number and a date. I said not interested and turned back to talking to my friends, one of which was P. She didn't take a hint and kept saying babygirl and demanded I look at her when she is talking to me. She eventually grabbed my arm and P stepped in and told her politely to leave me alone. He always talks in a calm tone of voice, but by polite I mean he deadpanned a stream of profanity in her face. For like weeks after that he would come up to me and grab my arm and call me babygirl. After a while babygirl just became my nickname without the armgrabbing.
So there's your introduction to P and his point of view and style. So I'm working with 3 very different people and perspectives and the dynamic is going to be interesting.
(Seriously P, your post gives me a headche to read.)
~A.
I knew P would tell his view straight up, and he sure did. Went even further than I thought he would. Said some shit that kinda embarrasses me too, but I completely expected that. That's just what P does. His writing is probably the most embarrassing part. Christ. A very bizarre juxtaposition to how I write, for sure. He definitely gave a different view of me than me or Ryan. He really will say whatever he thinks with no filter which is part of why I like him. I really don't even know what to say to what he said.
I think I'll just explain the babygirl nickname, because it's a mocking term of affection. Neither of them explained my nicknames, they're habit for them I guess. One day this very obese lesbian was hitting on me and she kept calling me babygirl. At first I just ignored her loud ass because I didn't think she was talking to me. She tapped my shoulder and said "are you deaf babygirl? I'm talking to you". I asked her if I could help her and she asked me for my number and a date. I said not interested and turned back to talking to my friends, one of which was P. She didn't take a hint and kept saying babygirl and demanded I look at her when she is talking to me. She eventually grabbed my arm and P stepped in and told her politely to leave me alone. He always talks in a calm tone of voice, but by polite I mean he deadpanned a stream of profanity in her face. For like weeks after that he would come up to me and grab my arm and call me babygirl. After a while babygirl just became my nickname without the armgrabbing.
So there's your introduction to P and his point of view and style. So I'm working with 3 very different people and perspectives and the dynamic is going to be interesting.
(Seriously P, your post gives me a headche to read.)
~A.
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